Etsy WTH? of the Day

 
 
Often, I browse through the website ETSY.
I adore it.
Handmade, one of a kind products.
If you  are ever looking for an amazing gift, look no further than this website.
On rare occasions, as I surf the site, I come across something that will stop me in my tracks.
Today, it is this:
 
 
Blue Willow the Sleepy Snail - Original Sculpture
 
This is something that nightmares are made of my friends.
 
My nightmares.
 
But wait… it gets better.
The artist has this to say about the product:
 
Blue Willow the Sleepy Snail

“Blue willow is made from a giant snail shell, old porcelain doll head, clay and raccoon penis bones for antennas. She has turquoise blue flocking for body.

She is approximately 7 inches long, 7.5 inches tall and 3.5 inches deep.

She is an original, one-of-a-kind sculpture.”

 
OMG- Raccoon penis bones?!
Where does one go to purchase Raccoon penis bones?
Local market?
 
If you are interested.. you can find it here.
 
She will set you back about $42.99
Yes…. $42.99
 
 
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17 thoughts on “Etsy WTH? of the Day

  1. edenland

    I almost spit tea all over my computer.

    If it was a cake you could send it to cake wrecks … where in Gods name would you send this? Raccoon penis bone wrecks? LOLZA

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  2. Robin from Israel

    I’m sorry, did you just say RACCOON PENIS BONES?!?!? (the googlers are going to have a field day with this one)

    You really need to send this to Craftastrophe or Regretsy.

    * goes off to remind herself that her own etsy shop is just nice peaceful feeling photographs, not the stuff of anyone’s nightmares *

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  3. Kir

    Holy Good G*D…that is very very disturbing. Funny….but scary.

    and $43??? do you know how many pairs of shoes that can buy ??? 🙂 LOL

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  4. poobou

    You know, the disembodied creepy doll head was already the stuff of nightmares. Toss in some raccoon penis bones (WTF?) and yeah, I might never sleep again. Thanks for sharing that, now I think I need some bleach for my brain.

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  5. Maya Hanley

    OMG. I just arrived in Toronto yesterday and checking my email this morning and saw your post! My sister and I are crying with laughter. Literally. That other post by mamma2addie is HILARIOUS. $150!!!!! You made my day ladies!

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  6. mel

    As if the picture of it wasn’t creepy enough. Racoon penis bones???!!! I bet this woman has like 45 cats and has them stuffed for display once they die. CREEP

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  7. amy d

    No.Way.

    I buy from Etsy all the time, but this? This is just plain weird!!!

    $43??? And yes, I would like to know where one purchases racoon penis bones and how much they’d set a person back! Freaky!

    Reply

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