People, I am tired and too old for this shiz.
Last night I was out. Out until 3:30AM. I am way too old and too tired to be hobnobbing with celebrities:
Don’t be fooled by my appearance, all I truly wanted was to be curled in bed with my hot cup of tea, not my vodka tonic with crazy straw:
All I wanted to do was scream at my husband for smoking in the house, in the bathroom, NOT ACTUALLY BE the one smoking a cigarette:
(Terra Freaking Chips- AWESOME to the second power)
Instead I ate these last night:
And no- my husband’s name is NOT Carl!